The moral of the story begins here:

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March 1, 2015: My alarm went off to remind me that this was the day we were to head out on a cruise to the Bahamas.

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What’s the best husband in the world to do? Take his wifey out for a pre-cruise celebration brunch. Might as well have the first toast to me and all my gurlz for a great week ahead! The Shelter, Coleman Boulevard, Mount Pleasant, SC.

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Checked in to our side-by-side suites. Freshened up. Ready for a beverage and stroll around the ship.

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We were allowed to bring a bottle of our own bubbly. Here’s the sunset toast and some preliminary silliness. The sunsets were ahh-mazing!

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Time to get the passengers relaxed and ready to cruise. Here are three of us cheering on the other of us who got volunteered into some fun entertainment.

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And here’s the other of us back with the group, celebrating her VICTORY!!!

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Marg and me trying out some of the Nassau fare: fried conch fritters and dirty rice.

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Lots of decks on this ship. Lots of places to have too much fun!

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Adults only area of The Atlantis resort.

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Look beyond all the hands, all the Kaliks. . . the contents of that journal holds some truly funny $h!t.  Yes, we lost count.

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SPF, hats, sunglasses: in the throes of an Esthetics education. No photo damage here.

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No, really. . . you should Call Me.

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I wonder what our dining-mates thought of our antics and conversations.

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Headed home. Remnants of a full moon. Warm breezes and nighttime cocktails + conversation. Yep, we had the world figured out.

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